What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Thank you.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Sure.

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : I'm 24.

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Me : Because it's month of August.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why do you write?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No

He : So, are you seeing someone?

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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : I don't drink

What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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He : Tea ?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.